Fifth Column 2:23 Thu Jan 22
Has anyone ever used a Femidom with their other half?
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Someone mentioned them today. They were launched years ago but I thought they had died a death and no-one used them. Apparently you can still buy them.
I never had the pleasure - for the bloke is it better or worse than wearing a condom?
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Russ of the BML
2:14 Fri Jan 23
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Me and the missus tried once but I couldn't get it up her arse-hole so we gave up.
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longford
1:33 Fri Jan 23
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No i have never used a femidom with your other half ....
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Spandex Sidney
1:24 Fri Jan 23
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I used one for contraceptive purposes. After i'd blown my beans I just whipped it over her head and pulled it tight until she stopped struggling. Straight into the freezer after that.
Definitely no babies for me and worked a treat.
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oioi
11:26 Thu Jan 22
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A sexual health expert told me that lesbians use them as protection against an exchange of bodily fluids when they go down.
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HairyHammer
9:25 Thu Jan 22
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The wife did once slap me in the face claiming that it was a Mosquito that made her do it, but that is the only femdom i have had. LOL.
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joe royal
3:46 Thu Jan 22
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Mate of mine (and sometime poster on here) tried them once and it diddnt work
Cue 250 quid down the clinic later
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Nurse Ratched
3:34 Thu Jan 22
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I dated someone recently and he DEFINITELY wanted to have sex with me, so BUGGER OFF.
(admittedly I engaged in tactical near-silence)
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gph
3:25 Thu Jan 22
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The sole advantage, leaving aside the gender politics one that it makes it easier for a woman to insist on a barrier (not a problem for women with well-behaved partners), is that withdrawal after ejaculation is not a recommendation for use.
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Side of Ham
3:25 Thu Jan 22
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Apparently for a woman it's like clamping onto a hot steaming dog turd once it's been picked up with one of those plastic poop bags.
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baggy trousers
3:24 Thu Jan 22
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there must be a mod on here who can edit Pancho's last sentence..............
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Pancho
3:22 Thu Jan 22
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I would imagine you don't need to use contraception Nurse?
You just start talking and instantly it's off the table.
I jest.
I would. I seriously would. You sexy Germaine Greer you.
*shakes it off and goes for a long walk*
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gph
3:17 Thu Jan 22
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The crinkling noise drawback has been reduced, according to Wiki
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baggy trousers
3:17 Thu Jan 22
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They'll be plenty on here who have shagged an old bag before.
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Far Cough
3:16 Thu Jan 22
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Bit like the old double bagger then?
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VirginiaHam
3:15 Thu Jan 22
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It's like shagging a plastic bag...tried once (wife was a Doctor, wanted to 'road test' it)......haven't used one since.
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Nurse Ratched
3:13 Thu Jan 22
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*chuckles @ geep*
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gph
3:12 Thu Jan 22
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That's oxygen starvation, and a clue you're wearing it on the wrong bit of your anatomy.
This might also explain Fortunes Hiding 1:35 Tue Jan 20
Coital cephalalgia
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Far Cough
3:07 Thu Jan 22
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I always thought the best contraceptive was the old "I've got a headache" condom?
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gph
3:05 Thu Jan 22
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Apparently, new versions have to be approved by WHO.
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Nurse Ratched
3:03 Thu Jan 22
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I'll let someone else explain. I am not going to provide Mr Polite with yet another excuse to masturbate.
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Finnish Ironing
3:03 Thu Jan 22
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This could get good...
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